Jeroen komt naar Singapore To: All Singaporean Mothers Important and vital warning! Dear mothers of Singapore, Please be advised that the notorious Jeroen The King will be visiting Singapore from February 15 to February 25. The state department of public health and public order has enforced a curfew for all girls between the ages of 12 and 89. This curfew - set at 6 pm - will commence on February 15, 2001. Breaking of curfew will carry a S$ 1000,- fine and/or 4 months of imprisonment. I wish to stress the urgency of this situation. The Singapore government cannot guarantee the safety and purity of your daughter if these curfews are not met. By close analization of the current hormonic state of mr. The King, we also urge you to apply this curfew to your sons. Better safe than sorry. Since mr. The King will be staying with mr Arne Bevaart, we urge Singaporean residents to stay away from the Hume Avenue / Hillview area until Singapore Airlines has verified the departure of mr. The King on February 25th To those of you who seek opportunities in mr. The Kings visit, we stress the need for safe practice of your needs, and urge you to use a condom, better yet, the inner tube of a car tire. Medical teams will assist you in any medical and/or psychological problem you may encounter. These teams will be on standby 24 hours per day in every public hospital. Please be advised that costs of these treatments are not covered by most public and private medical insurance policies. The Singapore Armed Forces is currently preparing a strategy plan. In case you have further questions, please do not hesitate to contact us