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Arne's recipe's
As mentioned before in my Frequently Asked Questions section, I come from a family of great cooks. Since everyone loves good food, I feel obliged to share with you some of the greatest recipe's of my time.
You will be pleased to know that I am a pretty lazy person in the kitchen, so each of these recipe's require minimum of your time and energy. I hope you enjoy tonight's dinner!
Quattro Stragioni Pizza
What you need:
1 phone
1 phone number (6235 3535)
$12,50
Half an hour of patience
Preperation:
Pick up the phone
Dial the phone number
Order a Quattro Stragioni Pizza
Wait until doorbell rings
Pay $12,50
Culinairy tip:
Goes great with a simple bottle of Chianti ($75,00 at Cold Storage) and the latest Zucchero album
Mixed-vegetable oven dish
What you need:
1 hard day in the office
1 girlfriend
2 cans of beer
1 PC
1 Internet connection
Preperation:
Come home from hard day in the office
Tell girlfriend you're hungry
Smile when she tells you she'll cook dinner for you
Open can of beer
Surf the Internet for half an hour
Open second can of beer
Surf the Internet for another half an hour
Respond to "Dinner's ready" call
Culinairy tip:
Excellent and delicious recipe. Might require some after-dinner attention. Goes great with third can of beer.
Cheese sandwich
What you need:
1 slice of bread
4 slices of cheese
Preperation:
Put slices of cheese on bread
Culinairy tip:
This recipe works remarkably well when you replace the cheese with ham.
Smoked Salmon with mixed vegetables and french fries
What you need:
Absolutely no ambition to cook
1 car (taxi will also work)
3 friends
1 valet parking
1 credit card
Preperation:
Get in car (or taxi)
Drive to CHIJMES
Hand car keys to valet attendant
Meet friends at Bobby Rubino's
Order pint of Heineken
Light up a cigarette
Order a Smoked Salmon with mixed vegetables and french fries
Present credit card
Culinairy tip:
Depending on what type of friends you use, you might want to consider which is the wiser ingredient: car or taxi.
Coq au Vin
What you need:
1 return ticket Singapore - Amsterdam
1 train ticket Amsterdam - Leiden
1 busride Leiden - Leiderdorp
30 minutes of getting to know my parents
Convincing power to trick my dad into cooking you Coq au Vin
Preperation:
Fly to Amsterdam
Freeze your balls off while waiting for delayed train
Get pick-pocketed while waiting for bus
Meet my parents
Convince my dad to cook Coq au Vin
Get drunk on my dad's exclusive wines
Stay in guestroom. Do not attempt to find my old love letters in my old room. Keep your filthy hands off my sister.
Culinairy tip:
Ask my dad. He's a culinairy encyclopedia.
Severe Food Poisoning
What you need:
1 death wish
1 phone
6 different kinds of laxatives
1 Medishield or medical insurance
24 Medical Certificates
Preperation:
Call Arne
Ask him to cook for you
Culinairy tip:
No dinner guest has ever provided me with useful feedback so I haven't the slightest idea.
More recipe's to follow.
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